Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. -- J. H. Poincare
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Q: What will a logician choose: a half of an egg or eternal bliss in the afterlife? A: A half of an egg! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and a half of an egg is better than nothing.
To mathematicians, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I do not think -- therefore I am not.
A SLICE OF PI
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3.14159265358979
1640628620899
23172535940
881097566
5432664
09171
036
5
Basically Math is ridiculous... but i like it!!! :)
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